gonna do some reps on the slide after work today. probably gonna follow that up with a 20 minute cooldown workout on the swings
your fave ( @velocirapity64 ) is problematic: he wriggles in the swamp and loves my aesthetic
i am so slippery and covered in muck. you wish you were me
just fuck already
no #abstinence
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
i’m in your dog’s little house chewing on his tastiest treasures
we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am
.- …. …. …. …. …. / ..-. . .-.. .-.. / -.. --- .-- -. / .- -. -.. / -… .-. --- -.- . / -- -.-- / .--. . -. .. - … / - --- -.. .- -.-- / -.-- . --- .-- -.-. …. / --- ..- -.-. …. / -.-- --- ..- -.-. …. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- / … . -. - / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- -.-- / - . .-.. . --. .-. .- .--. ….
personally i prefer semaphore
so prefacing this with the fact that I know that the fun is sorta taken out of this by me translating, but not everyone will have the energy to look it up themselves, so I figured I'd help out.
Morse code: AEEEEE FELL DOWN AND TROKE MY PENIT TODAY YEOWCE OUCH YOUCH!!!! SENT FROM MY TELEGRAPH
Semaphore: NO NOT YOUR PENITS
Been thinking alot about deathpreg lately
It's the last sentence that makes this one of the funniest drils of all time
my computer: nooo don’t open me up my wires are so unorganized noooo
me: since when could you speak
does anyone know a woodland creature i need to ask a favor
girlboss? no. girlworkers. girlunion. we have nothing to lose but our girlchains.
can we keep some of the girlchains for sex stuff
oh dont mind this haha. its just for people who reblog my posts
your fave ( @velocirapity64 ) is problematic: he wriggles in the swamp and loves my aesthetic
i am so slippery and covered in muck. you wish you were me
burytheashes